I think I'll have myself some trendy sellout beer, Snoopdogg

Everybody has a fish story. Some even have big fish stories. My fish story is really boring. I went fishing one time and I caught a fish, and I released it back into the river. Then I realized, I don't really like fishing, and I haven't really gone fishing since.... unless you count the few hours I've spent fishing in MMORPG games. 

Also, I still love Reel Big Fish. That horn section is delightful. I wish I had a horn section in my life.