Prokaryotes do it under the microscope

Boy, who knew cells had such a political stance about their own bodies? The weirdest part is that it has a mouth and speaks English. They never really explained that in biology class. Anyway, I’m sure this little prokaryotic cell will reproduce when it wants to, via binary fission. By the way, if I got this joke wrong, please let me know. I have a 2nd grade level knowledge of cells.