Side effects include dry mouth

I have a headache that just won’t go away! I’ve tried everything, Ache-be-gone, Madville, Tylerol… nothing works. Come to think of it, nothing has worked ever since I signed up for that drug trial. Oh well, I’m sure it’ll go away.

On a completely different subject, I got a sweet new game console with the money they gave me at the drug trial! It’s 3d!