Science is great. Without it, you would not be reading this on a computer/mobile device. We owe all technology to scientific discovery. But this comic isn’t about that. It’s about the how some people (who shall remain nameless) insist on using the science labs for frivolous things like food toppings. Who cares about food toppings? It’s annoying that people even bother with toppings on food. Like my mother used to say, “If it ain’t bland, then it ain’t for me, man.”. She never said that, but imagine if she had!
Now if you don’t mind, my hot dog needs mustard.