It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got a stereo

Used car salesmen are the worst! This one time, I went to a used car lot to see how much cars cost, and the salesman took my ID and held me hostage for a few minutes while trying to convince me that the crappy car I was looking at was the best model in the lot. Well, I got upset, asked for my ID back and then left. You see, that car was a boat.

I’ll never get get my money back on that boat.