I’m not sure how this happened, but this was the first year I’ve ever heard of the aforementioned holiday/doll book. How did I go so long without hearing about this creepy elf? Apathy. That’s right, nature’s protection. Apathy protects the mind from silly thing and mundane things like, Elves, and Shelves, and the combination of such things. I haven’t read the book so I have no idea what I’m talking about, but I feel very justified in my mocking of it. Why? Apathy. See it works every time.
Merry Christmas everybody! I hope Santa is kind to you and your family.