That's Ridiculous

 Well, I guess I'm never going back to THAT Doctor again. What is it lately with all the crazy doctors and their strange superstitions? I blame the "alt-med" crowd. Here son, eat this root and you'll have the super-powers of a tree. No Thanks! I'm too old for photosynthesis.

There ya have it folks! Starting the new year off right. I hope you like the new website design. =)